Singapore Galore!

Yes, I'm back from Singapore! And packin' a whole lotta stories, y'hear?

Yes, I know, I know, a buncha guys told me that I'm not gonna be enjoying this trip, 'cause this country's just too small! But, I did have a great time. Really! Here's what I recommend when ever you decide to go there, too.

Sentosa Island: I know, I know, they say it's boring. But the one thing I truly enjoyed there is the Underwater World!

Ok, before you get there, try the cable cars for a change, you're gonna cross to the island by this carriage, and some Japanese girls were riding out with us! And they really got scared. I mean, the cable car's really high up in the air, and you're gonna see a great view of coastal Singapore and Sentosa. And that's just for starters!

Buy a ticket when you get in, and check out Underwater World! You're gonna be able to touch live manta rays, while you feed them. They're real gentle creatures, shattering my notion that they're fierce and harmful. Next, touch the baby sharks, along with a number of other fish. One even spat at us while playing with it! Guess it's way of welcoming us.

The highlight of the Theme Park is this giant underwater aquarium with a walkalator. So you gonna go underneath it, and you see sharks swimming beside you! They were bigger than I was! Lots of other creatures, like crabs also bigger than me. You also have an option of swimming and feeding them! Ain't that exciting?

Also try their foot spa. Fish eat dead skin off your feet, leaving it clean and soft. I kid you not! All for an extra fee, if you're still up for it. It tickles!

Also complimentary to this is the Pink Dolphin Show, just across the bay area. Take the next bus off, and enjoy the show of three pink dolphins who'd kiss, play and even challenge you. Don't worry: they're highly trained with handlers so they won't kill you. Just joking! They're really harmless.

So, what are you waiting for? Go to Underwater World at Sentosa. I guarantee you'll have lotsa fun, fun, fun!